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Get the Turn one on mug.A technique used by elf fairies in medieval story books, in which a magic powder from shredded butterfly wings was used to cause death by ejaculation. The substance turns from a creamy substance to a super glue-like substance. Combined with the rapid twisting motion, the penis essentially turns to dust.
Sir Robert was tragically lured in by the seductive elf fairy Kara, and died as a result of a perfectly executed one-handed butterfly twist. There was nothing left of his penis.
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Get the One Of Hearts mug.When your massive dong goes from a heads down to a heads up position, you gotta let that honey pie know you just got a one up.
Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up
Check to see if she wants that mushroom power-up
Damn horbino, yo cleavage just gave me a one up. Grab a wheelbarrow and help me transport this mushroom load to bitches in need of a mushroom tip infusion.
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"Bitch shut yo dumb ass up they 242 awards and 366 nominations id like to see you do better"
"Bitch shut yo dumb ass up they 242 awards and 366 nominations id like to see you do better"
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