National straw day

October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.

today is national straw day! I love straws!

by Stanley tastlman October 18, 2019

National Kiss Day

The day you get to kiss your crush , with out anybody telling you other wise & you can kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend without somebody telling you other wise

National kiss day - kiss anybody or anything ,

by Shaaay October 18, 2019

National give Mary head day

Every feamale named Mary shall receive head on this day

Mary u finna get some hear national give Mary head day

by Jsjdhdjvdjx October 19, 2019

National suck a dick day

October the 21 is the national suck a dick day, this means that om this day every girl has to suck a dick

On 21 oktober it is the national suck a dick day, you must suck atleast one dick

by Quetip October 20, 2019

National Plastic Day

National Plastic Day is November 4th ! That means forget about those hydro flask and turtles and only use plastic !!

Hey Johnny it’s National Plastic Day that means we don’t have to carry our hydro flasks and can use plastic bottles !

by thefaxxxxxxxs October 20, 2019

National Sex Day

OCTOBER 25 grab your men or woman or loved one!! and get it on for National Sex Day

jim: yo bro me and my girl havent gone at it in a while :(
tom: don’t worry jim that will change october 25!! For National Sex Day

by 7878 jim slim7878 October 20, 2019

National subscribe to YoloBangWitch day

You gotta go to YouTube and subscribe to YoloBangWitch

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National subscribe to YoloBangWitch day

by YoloBangWitch October 21, 2019