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Many moons ago, Billy and Phil, two best pals from the city of Clarksburg, began scouring the internet for a fresh new music act. Something mature, but not overly sentimental. Something fun, but not too juvenile. What they got was Da Fat Gay Retardeds. DaFGaR consists of two members: Fagdar and Gardaf. They had been a band for many years prior to Billy and Phil's discovery of their immense talent. Apparently, they were just too fat and stupid to know how to properly harness their own raw musical talent. Soon after the discovery, Billy and Phil agreed to act as DaFGaR's promotion agency. After many months of fat, gay retardedness they finally had a song to promote; that song being the absolutely enchanting, "lester-oats". Their first step towards stardom was when they posted "lester-oats" on the now defunct Mp3.com. Unfortunately, DaFGaR insisted that their music be classified as "Children's Music". Billy and Phil, not wanting to upset the gay duo, complied . A day later, Mp3.com emailed DaFGaR back, claiming that their music was, "not suitable for children." This put Fagdar and Gardaf into a heavy state of depression; a state they may still be in today. Billy and Phil lost contact with DaFGaR during their great depression, and "lester-oats", though popular among those lucky individuals who have heard it, never garnered the success it should have. Amen.

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by anonymous gangster rapper April 19, 2005

Gay Furry Porn

Internet content created by Kenneth for the purpose of satisfying virgins and Homosexuals through the act of wasting their life by drawing male humanoid animals having an intercourse.

Sorry babe but we're breaking up because gay furry porn is better
Son I'll be back from the milk store soon just stop watching the godamn gay furry porn when I come back (I won't)
Eugene I thought you were straight why are you watching gay furry porn

by Sirkenneth of thirds August 8, 2022

Glasgow Tri Gay-Rape

A homosexual act involving 3 males from the Glasgow area. 2 queers will find a fellow homo from the glasgow area and lead him down a dark alley. They will then mug him and pentrate him in every possible place. Then they will force the 3rd gay to perform sexual acts on them simoltaneously.

Kieran: Hey Demps, lets go into town and do a Glasgow Tri Gay-Rape on an unsuspecting victim.
Dempsey: That would be most queer. I look forward to touching scortums with yourself and another poof.

by Tiders-The-Halfy September 15, 2009

Man your gay max

Used when ridiculing eccentric idiots.

Idiot: "Super manga!"
Cool guy: "Man your gay max."

Nerd: "'Fart' is 'onara' in Japanese!"
Cool guy: "Man your gay max."

by Suchiiben April 21, 2004

platinum star gay

A gay man who has never slept with a woman, only male A-listers.

Platinum Star Gays are like male, same-sex only versions of Courtney Love and Star Jones - m4m "starfuckers."

by eagerm November 3, 2013

gay aryan skinhead (GASH)

are a skinhead group who believe strongly in nationalist racial separatism and white pride. and they have groups online like one i am the owner of gash_international a world wide yahoo group that believes extreamly in all races have the right to celebrate cherish and want to perseve there herite and culture for the future generations all so in a more respectible approuch to racism the keep to the confinds of each other never cause problems for the rest of the brother hood also they are against interacial sex, marriage or even dating they feel that the should beforce to be say yes to other races when they want to say no

gay aryan skinhead (GASH) are real and all over the world

by Br. ANTON leader of gash October 5, 2006

your mom is gay lol

Its the best insult to a person. It kills them imidiatly or take there will to live.

Shut up your mom is gay lol!!!

by I love gay moms February 16, 2018