kalahari cunt kick

When you're floating down the lazy river at a Kalahari Resort and you stick your big toe in the vagina of the lady floating behind you.

Brandon, you won't believe it, I gave Jordan the Kalahari Cunt Kick on our senior class trip a decade ago.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

Cunt

Cunt is a slang term for mate or friend in Aussie and kiwi slang.

That guys a "good cunt" means he's a really good guy also known as a GC.

by Sniper_seven February 16, 2024

Dozey cunt

Someone who's just plain old dumb with only a brain functionality of 0.8% just a terrible site of stupidity

Usual a.k.a Mary Donna james

" Hey you son of a dozey cunt use your head not your teke you mutt"

by Whangarei gees October 1, 2016

Cunt

An Australian word used for every aspect of your fucking life

Dazza: how ya goin cunt
Shazza: Fuckn good cunt how bout you cunt
Dazza: not fuckin bad I'll tell you that, just gotta free durry from the fuckin servo cunt
Shazza good on ya cunt

by Trippinshittyballsacks January 24, 2020

Apocalyptic Little Cunt

Big titty bitches whom listen to angry music whilst driving and or working. Sometimes a satan worshipper.

You are an apocalyptic little cunt listening to that music

by Barttles May 22, 2020

Comment Cunt

Basically people who go into YouTube comment sections and type meaningless and braindead shit like "Bro fell off", "I was born in the wrong generation", "Damn is 🤣🎉", "Don't check my profile", "5000+ Aura" "Those who know", "We got ____ Before GTA six", "The beat: 🗿 The song: 🗿 The producer: 🗿", "Anyone else here in (Current Year)?" And finally, the worst, most horrible comment you can find on YouTube: "(Statement) Like if you agree 👇".

Seth: *Opens YouTube Shorts*
Cody: "Seth, check the comment section!"
Seth: "Damn.. These comments are braindead as fuck.."
Cody: "Yep, filled to the brim With Comment Cunts.."

by We can officially be friends. August 10, 2025

Cunt Mulligan

When a person does something cuntish but didn't mean for it to be or workout that way. He/She gets to make it on that one!

Hey bro why did you bring that hot piece of ass up in front of my girl? She is not cool with her and me talking! That's your CUNT MULLIGAN bro!!!

by Kenundrum 3rd September 22, 2020