going to the mall

Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you

"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"

In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given

by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025

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Get the going to the mallmug.

go big or suck dick

Alternative use of the phrase "go big or go home"

Schould not be used in family friendly matters

Family Friendly: If you go on the treadmill, go big or go home. *falls off treadmill" i guess i'll go home then.

Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...

by Alexandrum July 20, 2023

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Get the go big or suck dickmug.

go back to your cave

( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus):

A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.

Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.

Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2021

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