fuck knob

a dumb person or someone you cant stand

bob is a fuck knob he talks too much

by wes elliott January 22, 2008

Fuckaround fuck

N. A tactic used by lawyers to distract an adversary with seeming inattention and incompetence as to the matter at hand while actually preparing to destroy his case by surprise.

"I learned that my client was a bigamist only after the D.A. pulled the fuckaround fuck on me."

by Ishtamo November 1, 2007

Fucking Nutters

Colloquial terminology to describe a state of mind that is lacking in stability.

Daniel - Dude, my girlfriend called me at 3 this morning.. she said she couldn't sleep..

Jake - Let me get this straight - she can't sleep so she decides to bring you down with her by waking you up as well?!

Daniel - Yeh man, that bitch is fucking nutters..

by D.P.C March 31, 2008

fucking Shakespeare

someone who is incredibly inept with words

Bob: I, uh... well... Jeez, I was flunder--I mean wondering if--
Bill: Sheesh, look at Bob. Fucking Shakespeare, he is.

by Deirdre Nightshade December 19, 2008

Mug fuck

A really bad, and ugly school photo.

It's not a school photo, It's a mug fuck because I didn't smile.

by Jeff Valantine January 10, 2009

Fucking A, tom

An exclamation of which its origins lead to a middle school in Seattle, WA. On a school camping trip, they kids swore so much that the teacher, (Tom) trold them they could only say one swear word. They chose "Fucking A' Tom was later addded.

(climbing upa giant hill witha scary rope)

Bill: This sucks!
Ali: FUCKING A, TOM!

by shmerd February 21, 2009

hometown fuck

all persons from 18-26 who have moved further than 200 miles away from the location that they lost their virginity (aka home) retain a certain idealization for a person they use to fornicate with. The special bond requiring each time they go home to call said person. Feeling a need to inform them that both of their reproductive organs are once again in a close proximatey of each other. It dates back to Persia during Alexander the Great era.

College guy: damn I can't wait I get home and see my hometown fuck.

Friend: what about Katie?

College guy: what about her? Hometown fucks are for life. Special bond.

by Lyon tamer December 24, 2013