triathlon cunt

A cunt that is a cunt in three different ways. Such as; Uses Oxy clean instead of bleach, Wipes their ass standing up, thinks poetry is soothing.

Tim is such a "Triathlon Cunt".

by Eric696969666 January 3, 2017

cunt

BRONSON

YOUR A FUCKING BRONSON LOL CUNT

by SCHOUW March 28, 2017

cunt-prehension

cunt-prehension

is the flipside of mansplaining, when a person (typically a woke as fuck SJW) can't comprehend a rebuttal or a fact in contrary to their "woke" take because they are just a miserable argumentative cunt.

"i just mentioned if she really wanted equality she would also argue for women to be included in the draft in the event of war. she just called me a shitlord and said i was "mansplaining?" that broad has a real cunt-prehension problem if you know what i mean."

by Wank Skinatra June 14, 2018

Cunt

Noun;

1: One who causes extreme bitchyness to others for the sole reason of causing annoyance.

2: A name for a not very clean vagina. A place to be kicked.

3: A person who repetitively refuses to not do something

1: Jenna's Mom wont even respond to my text messages. what a fucking Cunt.
2: Ew, I'd rather kick than lick that nasty Cunt. *vomits*
3: What the ckuf, Dan keeps fucking missing practice, whatta Cunt.

by Amuddackuffa April 17, 2013

Cunt

An individual who only cares about oneself being and no one else. A complete asshole.

Rolan is such a cunt.

by Asian.AF September 12, 2018

Spastic shit cunt

A definition of a useless human being

He's a fucking spastic shit cunt

by Alan Batros November 17, 2023

do it cunt, I dare you.

What you say to call someone out. Usually to fight.

at the pub - come on, do it cunt, I dare you.

by kam75xx April 26, 2024