One trip Jones

To turn oneself into a human pack mule. Carry all your grocery's and or luggage from one place to another in one trip.

Wow her hands are full she must be one trip Jonesing.

by packmule107 July 20, 2012

One Nickel Pickle

slang for, "a very inexpensive male prostitute."

50cent is so cheap that if he was a prostitute, his nickname would be the One Nickel Pickle.

by Mini Mii August 28, 2012

Done one

Executed an action

I heard she ' done one ' on him.
Joe suddenly done one, and was gone.

by sipsipsoodo July 17, 2013

One and run

When you go on a first date and realize that it's not you, it's them. Bad date. You only need to have one before you run.

Friend 1: "How was your date with so-and-so?"
Friend 2: "Oh gosh, that's not happening again."
Friend 1: "Another one and run."

by magomeche July 26, 2013

one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.

Troels had a lof on one man stands.

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.

I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

one-logger

When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.

ex 1)

Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..

ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO

by Jacob Longfloor February 26, 2012