Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.

“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”

by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022

White Man

This creature originated from Europe years ago. He is the definition of "No bitches??"

The white man yelled at the colored person because they said hi.

by FRAZZLE_JAZZLE May 13, 2022

white caddy

Snorting coke, going to snort coke

I am goin up to the white cadillac

by Jay Weil July 22, 2004

White terracotta

Noun
A person with fake tan who got semen all over themselves.

Person 1: I turned your mother into white terracotta last night.
Person 2: What the fuck.

by WizardFrogge February 7, 2022

White listed

A term once used in the adult film industry in regards to aspiring male performers who have a who premature ejaculation in their performances and are unable to maintain their erection after.

Don't think this guy can keep it up, I think he's gotta be White listed.

by m.cash January 28, 2022

White

If theres a color more bland than beige, its white(even though white and beige aren't really colors). It's a good thing people with pale shades of skin aren't really white (just like people with dark skin aren't really jet black skinned). At least beige is a little bit dirty.

White is bland. At least beige is not hand sanitizers, masks, bleach, and sterilizing everything free of germs.

by Solid Mantis August 6, 2020

whited

Black girl getting blacked by white guys.

I whited Janiyah with my friends.

by i_hate_p_doz March 9, 2025