jack vincent

a dickhead who cant bowl legspin for shit or even bat. his ranga hair is easily the warning sign for the shithead you are about to meet. clearly is attracted to Elise

look out it's jack vincent the dickhead

by notdas November 17, 2019

Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.

"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"

by Rug Maker January 26, 2010

Purple Cock jacks

The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.

Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday

by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020

jack kimmell

a super cool guy who like video games and nice and wouldn't hurt anyone also super tall unlike Brendon c

hes a jack kimmell when it comes to video games

by kimnmell March 16, 2021

Jack-Butt

A way to insult someone when you don't have time to properly insult them. It also can be used when you are at a loss for what to call someone.

Brad- Man, your sister is ugly!
Ben- Dude, you are such a Jack-Butt!!
Brad- What?

by Minecraft 4 ever!!! March 25, 2013

jack findley

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".

"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley

by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

Jack

Someone who is easily confused.

“Don’t worry about it Jack...”, “Bless his little soul”.

by JJamesonJunior4 January 11, 2021