Jack

A british nerd who likes to self hype himself, he usually cant be bothered to do much as its too much for him so be warned, did i say that hes also a big nerd who will nerd out every 5 minutes, but he is also a fun guy and somehow weirdly always brings you back into his presence no matter how hard you might think "i need to run". he might smell a little like cheese no thats mean he doe- (no lol) really great friend and will drive you insane but great guy again

Jack the nerd, this might be cheesey but you can call me jack

by Whosthathaven August 30, 2023

Lobby Jacking

Lobby Jacking is the act of masturbating when you are in a call of duty or any online games lobby. If you finish before the timer runs out you win. Can be done in other situations ie; microwaves counting down.

Dude last night I was Lobby jacking and I completely did it. Only 45 seconds!

by Most Dope95 June 23, 2011

jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.

wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book

by budgetbeast619 January 6, 2022

Jack

A word used to describe a small, anorexic child who is eternally suffering from insanity

Hey, look at that Jack over there

by 6942091121666 November 22, 2019

Jack Whitmee

He needs a guitar case for his fat dong

why is jack whitmee in a white van with trip to hogwarts on the side?

by mrjackballs June 4, 2023

Melissa and Jack

They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!

OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!

by A matchmaker September 18, 2017

Double Jack

To be affiliated with two groups or gangs.

"I'm double jacking BX and Uptown. I be everywhere.

by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025