Old Baby

A baby that looks like he/she could be your grandma/grandpa.

Lady: Look at my little bundle of joy.
Guy: Is he an old baby? He looks 84!

by Whattareyoudoing December 8, 2016

Nacho baby

1- A bloated gut ache after eating a full plate of nachos anytime after 11:00pm
2- A baby born from a Latin woman.
3- When someone suspects a woman is pregnant with another man's child.

1- Oh man, I feel like I'm pregnant, but don't worry, it's a nacho baby inside me.
2- Look at that cute little nacho baby!
3- Hey bro, I'm pretty sure your girl is carrying a nacho baby.

by Utahflyboy December 11, 2016

Baby Fuck

When two small children that are going through puberty decide to fuck.

When watching a ROM COM and one of the kids says I could go for a baby fuck right now.

by CalystaMulan December 17, 2016

baby scrub

slang for manchild

God, angel is such a baby scrub

by Dick_butt December 17, 2016

baby repellant

Another word for birth control

Booty

1: Ugh my mom is making me take baby repellant
2: OMG WHEN
1: Sunday

by Kmskmskmskmskmskms♡ December 19, 2016

Paralysed baby goat

She is a loud and adventurous majestic creature who loves salted caramel ice cream. She also loves the borg queen and she hates the word tayce

Paralysed baby goat face timed borg queen

by Borg queen January 7, 2017

Baby Killer

Any child who chooses to speak or scream at random intervals while their parents are mid-coitus, causing the loss of boner.

Savvs is a baby killer.

by huuuuuge kok December 23, 2016