Citrus Dick

When you haven't had enough water, and it stings when you pee. The tip of your dick continues to sting and leaves you needing to pee without being able to, until more water passes through.

Oh man, I got major Citrus Dick right now.

Gimme ten minutes, I have citrus dick

by ConorWithOneN July 2, 2019

Dick Trashing

The process of which you and your friends trash talk a known fuckboi's dick size.

*not to be confused with Disk Thrashing*

"Hey Samantha, did you hear the dick trashing that Vanessa and I did about Chad's penis?"

by justsomeITguy July 20, 2019

Break Dicking

The act of break dancing on ones dick and breaking their dick in the process of the act (It is also a death by snoo snoo)

“Did you hear what happened to Johnathan? He was found dead after Break Dicking”

“Really!?! That’s brazy!!”

by MEFRIENDDADYBOI November 24, 2019

dick petty

A late night hand job at the NASCAR RV lot.

Hey Brock did you hear Joel got a quick dick petty by Autumn last night in the NASCAR infield.

by JoelSmokes March 3, 2019

shame dick

A casual sex partner that you are not particularly proud of but also can't seem to resist because their a good lay.

Don't tell anyone but last night after the party I caved and hooked up with shame dick... Promise you'll try to stop me next time.

by Tipsy Philosophy April 23, 2019

MRSA Dick

When you fuck in the back of an Ambulance.

Last night was crazy, got some MRSA Dick.

by Eachmedal7 April 2, 2019

Sock dick

A man with an uncircumcised penis

Omg did you see his sock dick!

by DJ904 April 4, 2019