Doing an Ayesha

To never talk to your online friends again by staying away from social media for life.

Origin: Once very active social bird, Ayesha, from Kashmir - deleting her socials and pledging to never come back online again.

First Usage: Dean Keaton (November 2024) in Instagram Group chat named "Czawael Gang" —
Confessing he feels overhwhelmed by social media and "Doing an Ayesha"!
Arslan, his GC mate, noticed how it could become an idiom.

Harris: Mary, I can't stand social media and its fakeness anymore. I feel like ghosting everyone around here and disappearing from internet.

Mary: OMG, you are thinking of "Doing an Ayesha"!?

by Dean Keaton Koshur November 24, 2024

Doing a hasan

When you inadvertently mess something that would seemingly be easy to complete

Why did you colour the wall blue? The client wanted red!
“F**k, I done a hasan on that one”

“Lucky they corrected me, I was in the process of doing a hasan”

by Kayess88 November 26, 2023

Doing a Qasim

Accidentally ending up in a strip club.

"I got an interview for a club yesterday"
"Yeah? How did it go?"
"Aw mate, it went well but I'm doing a Qasim"
"Oh it's THAT kind of club"

by danceintherain0 November 8, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Do It, Mark Indelicato<.7.9.7.6.>

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

HOW DO I RUN

A quote said by very WEIRD people who DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN?

Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.

by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Dos Alitas, ALitos, Alitus, Alitis, Alites, Alitys Singando<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Diddly-Do December

Girls can finger/get fingered until they can’t stand no more okurrrrrr

Boy 1- “Yo,, it’s Diddly-Do December,, imma go finger her diddly do until my finger breaks”

Boy 2- “I’m gay so imma finger my ass hole”

by Devers November 3, 2019