slip-Ons

A Person so unintelligent they can not tie shoe laces so they resort to wearing slip-ons.

Used in an office setting you can then define a team of Slip-Ons into their own names such as :
Master Slip-Ons - someone who makes mistakes constantly
Senior Slip-Ons - someone who has been there the longest
Madame' Slip-Ons - a lady Slip-On

Bill, Can you ask master Slip-Ons of he wants coffee?

by C-Rage88 February 20, 2023

THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND

You know the move jotaro uses>

Jotaro: STAR PLATNIUM!!! : Star Platnium: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!!!! Jotaro AGAIN: THE ONE TO JUDGE YOU IS MY STAND!!!!!!!

by saucy_savior February 1, 2021

Tie one on

Rip heaters with Dori's dad.

I want to tie one on with Dori's hot dad.

by Dori's dad March 16, 2024

Up One

To be owed a favor or to be ahead of someone in something both parties have agreed to as a

Competition

Dude you beat me again you’re up one

I’m still up one on the favors you owe me bro

by Imagetry February 20, 2023

two is one and one is none

A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none

“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”

“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”

by BMc2 September 19, 2023

one eyed cocksucker

The one eyed Jack in a deck of cards is known also as a one eyed cocksucker

He played his hand of poker and had a pair of one eyed cocksuckers

by donno1980 December 2, 2016

Salty one

Scottish term for a man of pure saltyness, used to describe people of less desirable qualities.

“Oh whut your a pure salty one”

by Jbroon October 14, 2020