national run a red light

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.

Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

National Bigman Day

National Bigman Day
Give Your Bigman Head Everytime He Gets A Board Or Showtime Dunks

National Bigman Day

by PerXYKTV August 22, 2021

National Butt Day

National Butt Day occurs every Saturday.

During this holiday everyone is allowed to show you their butt and no one can report it.

“Show me your butt!”
“ew wtf”
“Chillax bro, it’s just National Butt Day”

by kyleermiller August 24, 2021

national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.

virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

national jail break day

on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.

virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on

Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…

by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021

national beezy day

August 30th is national beezy day. It must be celebrated by fireworks and smoking pot. This is a very important holiday because this is when the world of music was invented.

It national beezy day bitch! smoke pot

by kkigvifffv August 28, 2021