Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

Stevie Wonder Weed

Weed that makes you 'blind' (close your eyes for a while) that is refereced to Stevie Wonder, a blind musician.

"I'm so Stevie Wondered right now"
"I picked up a 3.5 in Salford yesterday, I think it's Stevie Wonder Weed."

by HowlsMcr November 15, 2020

Wonder bread

A promiscuous female(of any race) with a yeast infection. AKA "yeasty."

okay then also we got this girl ah from the north side a.k.a yeast, or
Wonder bread, or ah flame on her junior high name, (burn baby burn)

by mrzrza September 10, 2018

One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

Wonderful Agency

the in-house, full-service advertising and marketing agency at The Wonderful Company

The 'Sometimes Naked Is Better' campaign was created by Wonderful Pistachios' in-house creative team, Wonderful Agency, led by chief creative officer Darren

by Wendysfg September 18, 2023

Wonder Space station

a wonder i built there

Wonder Space station built a wonder i built there

by 201HH November 25, 2020

Wonderful

Beyond good.

Girl- People think I'm a wonderful person.
Observer- That's because you mislead them to think you're a good person. If your daddy wasn't the warden, you'd be in prison with some of the inmates you gave one of your special executions to for what you've done Percy.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021