Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).
Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.
Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.
Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.
by Fart Prince October 04, 2015
A person who has gained celebrity status from an example, usually in the form of a youtube video, of them epically failing to do something. They have epically failed with such finesse that they have earned respect from everyone and will continue to remain viral on the interwebs for a long time.
"Yo dude, have you seen that Epic Fail Wizard Mark Gormley on youtube yet?"
"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"
"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"
by Mottsap April 22, 2010
by ToffeeWalnut April 02, 2017
The wizard man of Sutton, Surrey (England).
He can be seem with his dog, and cat walking through the high street, with the cat following him, and the dog at his side. He wears long robes, and many rings on his fingers.
He can be seem with his dog, and cat walking through the high street, with the cat following him, and the dog at his side. He wears long robes, and many rings on his fingers.
Dude: Holy crap, it's the child catcher!
Guy: Show some respect! It's the Wizard man of sutton!!!
Dude: So he won't capture me and eat my face?
Guy: Hell no! I mean look, his cat is following him! Ever seen a cat do that?
Dude: Well actually... no!
Guy: Show some respect! It's the Wizard man of sutton!!!
Dude: So he won't capture me and eat my face?
Guy: Hell no! I mean look, his cat is following him! Ever seen a cat do that?
Dude: Well actually... no!
by heatlyomnom September 21, 2009
When a person sticks a wand up a girls ass and pulls it out with poop particles on it. They then snort the poop off of the wand and butt rim into their nose. This is done mostly by Mexicans of the Northeast because of their notorious fecal addictions and craving.
"Amigo, I gave that girl the best poop snorting wizard of her life. at the end I had a poop rim around my nostrils." "It was so hot, si?
by Big daddy G fizzle June 18, 2009
"I want to be a Gandhi Tree Wizard when I grow up!"
by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 22, 2004
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004