grandpa friend

Similar to a mom friend or dad friend, a grandpa friend is usually the grumpy one of the group, and has a hard time showing his love for other friends in the group but its there. He generally complains about topics such as back pain (or chronic pain anywhere), how he doesn't like the current generation (even though he likely is part of it), or how things were better when he was younger despite being no older than his early 20s.

Paul: I don't think that Greg likes me
Tina: He likes you, its just hard for him to show it-he's a grandpa friend

by NamelessGhoulWater August 10, 2017

Satellite Friend

The friend that is never really part of the "fam" group of friends. They're never on the inside of any circles and only make their revolutions around the outside of close cliques, even though they're friends with all of them.

"Why weren't you there on Saturday, everyone else was"
"Uh because everyone forgot about me and didn't miss me because I'm just a Satellite Friend"

by Mortal Beauty January 18, 2016

friend shaped

A way of saying someone is naturally comfortable and enjoyable to be around.

You're friend shaped!
You're friend shaped too!

by Trixie_the_Kitty October 10, 2021

Louis Friend

Louis Friend is an anagram for IRON SULFIDE which is also known as fool's gold. This name was used in the movie The Silence of the Lambs, as the name Dr Hannibal Lector told the Senator Ruth Martin was Buffalo Bills real name. ( if these names make no scene to you i suggest you read or watch The Silence of the Lambs).

Dr Hannibal Lector; His name is Louis Friend, he was referred to me by my patient Benjamin Raspil.....

Senator; *listening Intently*

by greatevil1 December 23, 2011

toxic friend

a friend that is never happy for you, doesn't support you and talks shit about you behind your back. I've dealt with one and finally ditched her, do it too. Best decision of my life. You go shishtar!

toxic friend: ew she looks so merked and looks gross all the time
Me: unadds her on social media*

by byebitchez August 16, 2018

strawberry friend

A term in the swingers community.

A strawberry friend is a swinger friend; another person in the swinging lifestyle.

The opposite of a vanilla friend; vanilla being the name given to those that are not part of the Lifestyle.

I had a great orgy with my strawberry friends last weekend.
I don't talk to my vanilla friends about how we like group sex, but my strawberry friends get it.
Come join us for a strawberry house party this weekend!

by strawberrycouple May 31, 2020

semi-friend

Semi-friends are guys that you meet on a regular basis, because you share the same group of people. For instance, the people you met after you joined a sports-club or a fraternity could be your semi-friends. The reason why you meet these people is often different from just hanging out together. a semi-friendship might also be called an arranged friendship.

Friso is one of my semi-friends. We sometimes meet in a bar, but he didn't invite me to his house-warming BBQ.

by Villa Virorum August 14, 2006