1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
Get the blind donkeymug. Biblical Donkey is another way of saying ass but in a Jesus way so it is okay. If you say Biblical Donkey instead of ass you wont get shunned to hell. :) biblical donkey is a word mainly used by Canadians because they can't say mean things so they insult others with big words
by XxThatWhiteGuyxX October 31, 2019
Get the Biblical Donkeymug. by The Lilmeister October 15, 2011
Get the The tail is on the donkeymug. Somebody who smuggles donkey's.
A donkey which is a smuggler.
Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.
A donkey which is a smuggler.
Originally used a derogatory term towards a male / female.
by Bullets0fButter July 4, 2011
Get the Donkey smugglermug. When you have sex with a girl missionary style and before the point of climax, you slap her tits like your playing the kongo drums
by brak o bick May 25, 2011
Get the donkey kongomug. Small, orange weasel-like entity with little to no brain, a distinct odor and webbing between the toes. Usually resides in bogs, swamps, and other eutrophic or otherwise stagnant wetlands.
"The Larva-Donkey was seen snivelling in the deep putrid bog emitting distinct, high-pitched mating signals to the surrounding donkeys"
by J-Kat October 13, 2011
Get the Larva-Donkeymug. by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019
Get the Bong Donkeymug.