woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
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donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.
Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.
by onehandcrabbing December 06, 2013
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Donkey Ollie

A meme god who needs to be worshiped
All hail Donkey Ollie.
by Meme supporter May 07, 2019
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k donkey

A girl with a K initial or named Kessler with a nice butt, booty, donk! Can also be used with anyones first initial of their name.
Look at that K donkey! Booty Nice Butt Donk Firm Butt Fit
by Friendsofeveryone August 12, 2017
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Donkey Dumpster

When some jackass continues to spew the same bullshit from their mouth, day after day.
If you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to punch you right in your donkey dumpster.
by cjf28cj September 09, 2016
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Donkey doo

She do have a donkey doo tho
by Look at your nose ting October 19, 2020
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cum donkey

a girl who after performing oral sex tries to swallow the semen but the semen coats, so she makes donkey sounds trying to swallow it.
Man: Bruhhh, I got me a real cum donkey, she does a little dance with that shit in her throat too!
by Rogue Imp February 03, 2017
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