Sonic

the fastest thing in the universe, often compared to flash but obviously, he is faster.

"wow! are you sonic???"

by =~deqa~= September 12, 2022

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius

literally.

jolene: h-
sonic the hedgehog : meow meow bitch gotta fuck fast

by THATSHTIITPBTICJH May 31, 2019

Stripper Sonic

The 18+ Sonic the Hedgehog.

Omg did you see that new sonic series.
Holy fuck is that Stripper Sonic.

by Evanisamazing8 June 20, 2022

Sonic

A bitch ass motherfucker who pissed on my wife

Sonics a Bitch

by SONICISABITCHASSMOTHERFUCKER June 3, 2020

Sonic Speed Shot

When someone drives really fast down a neighborhood whilst shooting his assault rifle at every house on the way. killing a few dozen

Yo dawg that guy hit a sonic speed shot in that neighborhood, that's hardcore

by The Blorgue KinG April 18, 2018

Das Panda Sonic

Imagine your friend ships themselves with shadow the Hedgehog

Why is he so weird das Panda Sonic

by Fffffffffffffuuuuuuukk November 22, 2021

Sonic

He's blue, in his blue world, running 'round in a blue place, everything's blue to him and himself and everybody around, he ain't got nobody to listen

Da Ba Dee Ba Da

Sonic is the fastest thing alive

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023