Jeff

An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.

Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.

Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.

by reputable_realist December 8, 2024

Jeff da Maori

A man or woman named Jeff that is indiginous from New Zealand and fought at the Battle of Gate Pah.

Fuck mate, you're literally Jeff da Maori!

by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019

Jeff Ng

A person who only goes after young woman is called a Jeff Ng. They hide their true intentions behind drugs and alcohol. Be careful you don't turn into a Jeff Ng

Bro she's only 16. Stop being a Jeff Ng

by honest6969 March 11, 2023

my name jeff

my name jeff is a populair meme on the internet for years now. it is used to make some have a quick laugh.

my name jeff!

by dikpik53 February 13, 2018

Jeff Vu

A really stupid Asian that claims he was born in New. He tends to be late every morning. Wear's glasses. Stupid. Annoying. Claims to be "Scene."

Jeff Vu

by Jeff Vu January 16, 2009

Jeff

A wannabe troll who reports post to Facebook or mewe admin..

My name is Jeff and I get butthurt very fast.

by Jok3r April 23, 2018

Jeff#4

This man is in NO WAY related to Chase Jeffrey in any way whatsoever. He is a founder of The Slidecast along with MrSnacks and Gigajuice(known as superdupermegaultragigaballs69).

(Female): Wow! Jeff#4 is really attractive.
(Jeff#4): I'M NOT RACIST! (or spider-man)

by Jeff#4 February 26, 2025