big red guitar

Kenan’s guitar, also know as claire. The guitar is big and red. Not bright neon, but more like the color of the sunset. < ( reference from the hunger games )

Kenan’s big red guitar is sexy.

by Colby brock12322 June 11, 2018

guitar loser

a guitar loser is a basement dwelling stoner that is allergic to practice and still hasn't learnt barre cords after calling himself a guitarist for a decade. they will take the path of least resistance throughout life which results in a lack of showers and a pitiful technique

look at that guitar loser, i bet he can't even play a fugue

by iohannes November 9, 2025

guitar child

A guitar child is somebody who is retarded or acoustic in short it's a more polite way of saying autistic

Thomas is such a guitar child

by The Invisible man July 7, 2017

Guitar Hero Thursday

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.

Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?

Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to

by TrugoyDaPriest March 10, 2019

Guitar

Just a weird six strings BASS

Yo dude, that's a weird bass guitar

by BASS NATION KEEPER November 23, 2019

guitar licking

the licking of one "guitar strings" is when one person eats another person's hairy rear end.

I love guitar licking after a tequila

by didsomebodysaymenulog November 17, 2022

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar

Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....

by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016