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You know Taylor swifts not that good..
STFU SHE IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND IF YOU DRAG HER YOU WILL BE DRAGGED
by taylorswiftplsadoptme February 20, 2022
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Swift Handball

Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.
I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.
by granddolph January 27, 2021
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Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING
Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024
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Taylor Swift

The worst singer ever. Has zero good songs, doesn't even have an ok song. All of her songs are trash and should be erased. Also is a rich billionaire that doesn't care about the environment and takes private jet flights just to see her "precious boyfriend"
Person 1: Who is the worst singer you can think of?
Person 2: Taylor Swift obviously.
Person 1: That is the correct answer!
by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024
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Taylor Swift

"Oh my god! Did you hear what Brittany said to me! I can't believe she would do this to me!"
"Like, oh my god. She totally pulled a Taylor Swift on you."
by honestlypleaseleavemealone August 29, 2017
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Taylor Swift

You can't find anything worse than her, honestly her music is terrible and the fans are worse
Mate, did you hear about elon musk lately?
Yeah, he did a taylor swift
by GingerJeesh January 26, 2025
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Philly swift

by S4T0K0 November 28, 2021
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