Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.

Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.

by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025

Spritechester

A group of spastics who are snakes and mindless apes
The Sprites are also a football team with a 100% win rate at cruyff court

My friends act like spritechester

by AURAFARMER November 25, 2025

ode scrote

an man over 70 years of age that does not bleed and wears similar attire to that of DEATH, lord of the underworld

1) "have you heard owt of ode scrote?" 2)"Oh shit here comes ode scrote."

by immortal scratend August 6, 2011

uni scrote

A man having testicles so large that it appears as if it is one giant ball

My fiances uni scrote is as big as a softball

by cupcakebandit87 November 10, 2015

whips scrote

A totally awesome occurrence when your laughing so hard that your scrotum whips back and fourth!

Jon: says something super funny!
Jimithy: laughed so hard that he whips scrote!

by bbuttman October 26, 2017

fire sprite

The mixture of fireball whiskey, usually for people who can’t stomach fireball by itself
Also known as a bitch drink

Bro make me a fire sprite, I’m too much of a bitch to drink it by itself

by Ayyyeeeeyyyoooo February 7, 2018

Get Splote On

The action of getting yote on, only by a Splte member.

Hense - splote.

*Valient finally gets kicked out of Mcdonalds for leaching their free wifi so he can't hold q anymore*
*Splte member kills him*
"HAHA GET SPLOTE ON KID GO CHANGE YOUR SHIT BAG"

by xd meme May 23, 2018