Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Sonic the hedgehog is a BITCHASS motherfucker

by Elixman May 26, 2022

Sonic Spinner

redemption arcade game released by Sega in 2007. It allows those who win to collect tickets. It came in two cabinet variations: the first being for any location and the other specially made for Chuck E. Cheese outlets. And The gameplay has the player press a button to stop the spinner, with the aim of making the spinner land on a high ticket payout. There are three settings that affect the games payout percentage; the Coins-per-Credit setting, Prize Dial setting, and the Skill Level setting.

The Coins-per-Credit setting determines the number of coins that have to be inserted before a single play is initiated. Sonic Spinner can be set from one to nine coins per single play, with the default setting being one coin per play. Sonic Spinner ships with three unique prize dials so the operators are able to get close to their desired ticket payout. Operators can then tune the payout amount by adjusting the skill level. The skill level has nine increments, with the skill settings having a significant effect on the average ticket payout.

Boy: Can I have a token to Play The Sonic Spinner Please

Mom: ok

by Your bob September 1, 2022

sonic pressure

When people are locked in cells they can have their head crushed by the use of sonic waves. It is considered torture

The prison guards increased the pressure of the volume of waves going into a cell by using sonic pressure.

by Sonicpressure December 12, 2023

Sonic

the blue thing that goes NYOOOM

me:iam SONIC

bystander:no ur not

me:runs through his wall at 2345678765432345678 kmph

by idkurmomisdumb July 10, 2022

Sonic Boom Protests

The Sonic Boom Protests were a series of protests against how in Sonic Boom, Sonic had blue arms. Yes, really. The protests were done by Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris Chan. What he did was he went to GameStop and vandalized the Sonic Boom posters in order to make Sonic’s arms tan. When he was asked to stop, he said “Don’t call anybody!” and maced an employee. Because GameStop workers definitely programmed the games and made Sonic’s arms tan, Chris.

He also attempted to get people to boycott the game, thinking others were pissed about the arm color change. However, only weens joined him.

Ironically, Chris’ first drawing of Sonic had, you guessed it, blue arms.

What was the point of the Sonic Boom Protests? Lowkey Sonic looks better with blue arms.

by not a normal man December 19, 2024

Sonic

Imagine mario, but his games were shit,

Guy 1: Hey! do you like sonic?
Guy 2: Nah, sonic's games are shit. I much rather play mario.

by lugithewriter September 27, 2021

Sonic DX: Sonic's big balls

The title for the new sonic dx porno, coming out in February 2024, by director Roger Corman, who amously directed The Wasp Woman, Teenage Cave Man. and Attack of the Crab Monsters

I went to go see Sonic DX: Sonic's big balls, but the movie wasn't out yet, silly me.

by Sonicfan2034 April 29, 2023