Smoke a chong

1. Smoke marijuana through a bong. (Australian)
2. Kill an Asian (American)

"Bro hurry up and smoke a chong!"
"Alright, i'll light it up"

by Estoygordo November 17, 2019

smoke Jesus

A joint rolled with a piece of paper from the Bible and the filter is a thicker piece of paper also from the Bible.

Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.

Don’t just smoke weed smoke JESUS

by Jxhnny_Gxddamn August 6, 2019

cool smokes

The name your drunk friend gives you at 2am, when he thinks you're a cool stoner.

Hey Cool Smokes!

by B Diddy 420 October 8, 2017

smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.

Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.

by Crobdonker March 25, 2017

smoking nachos

The term "smoking nachos" is a term used when you are stoned off of your ass with your friends.
Friend: "We should make some nachos"
You: "Let me eat the rest of this bowl, then we can go smoke some nachos"
Friend *Laughs aloud

This inside joke can be used to brighten up the smoke session even more, bringing much laughter and vaporized tortilla chips with cheese.

We're so high that we're smoking nachos

by Muad'Dib420 May 20, 2016

coffee and a smoke

It's the new Netflix and Chill but when in public or with friends. How to ask your partner for sex in front of people... Coffee and a smoke..

Hey babe should we go for a quick coffee and a smoke??

by Skimpies On Tour May 14, 2016

bro with the smoke

Friend who has a firearm/gun.

Stormzy:Anywhere I go, got my bro with the smoke

by Missyafam May 17, 2016