School

Execution room

Hey, can’t wait to get shot at school!!

by SuckO myO DickO May 18, 2018

School

To be held against your will to work and learn about useless things; jail.

Person 1: What are you learning in school?
Person 2: About using the formula x=L-W/H-Y(F-g)+S•k
Person 1: Is that suppose to help you calculate the exact angle to cut hair at?
Person 2: of course not it helps you find x which is the value of the equation.
Person 1: Why do you care? Why do you need to know that crap just to style hair?!?!
Person 2: Because I have to know how to find x or the total of the equation for when I am solving a problem involving that equation.
Person 1: When are you solving the equation?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: AKA, never!
Person 2: But it's school I have to learn it.

Person 1: That sucks.

by your real name (rebel) July 7, 2016

school

a place where kids get depression, anxiety, and loose their will to live, its hell on earth

teacher: who likes school?
Student: no one
Teacher: why?
Student: its hell

by LittleShit420 May 27, 2022

school

S=seven
c=cruel
h=hours
o=of
o=our
l=lives

"welcome to school" "you mean seven, cruel, hours, of, our, lives"

by lolubot October 25, 2019

School

A place we spend during 7 hrs of our life that we can never get back. it is a useless hellhole that we are forced to go to because of our brainless government. sometimes I wonder why we go. about 95% of the time. we won't need the information that is provided to us, so why learn it. also what is the point of feeding us when you can stretch out the food with a effing fork. also, everyone at said place are fake, useless, ugly, molerats.

child: mom I went to a place full of morons I need help!
mom: oh thats called school sweetie.

by the local rat in your air vent March 13, 2019

School

A horrible place built to torture children until they cry

Oh no I know you didn't , did you really just say that to me?! I'm sending you to school now

by Jaygouletttt April 10, 2017

School

A place you go to for education for at least 9 years. The teachers suck. The people suck. Last lunch sucks ( because food and living). The work sucks. And the curriculum sucks. Once you leave the h-e- l-l hold you will than work for the rest of your life, or be completely useless.

Jim: School is so stupid I want to kill myself.
Ronald: The teachers suck!

by ToughPup April 20, 2018