Shrek

Only the best ogre to ever exist ong

shrek is like an onion they both have layers.
Shrek is the goat of goats.

by shrek.is.daddy69 February 26, 2023

shrek

Shrek is life.He is so smexy you must worship him with all your heart

"I just want to Shrek you"

by safehh24h52h March 8, 2023

shrek

the super amazing green king 👑

shrek is amazing

by I_hate dolores umbridge March 9, 2023

shrek

god

shrek is god

by THESKEETERRIDER March 29, 2023

Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023

Shrek 7

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of

Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%

Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Shrek

A handsome green ogre who you have no chance with

Girl 1: “ OMG look over there! It’s Shrek, he’s so hot. “
Girl 2: “ Yeah too hot for you no girl ever has a chance with him except for Princess Fiona. “

by bigwavesbigwavesss May 26, 2023