put 10 on 20

Add fuel to the fire. It's about to get worse.

He cheated on me but girllll!!! let me put 10 on 20, he got her pregnant too.

by Ceecee117 May 30, 2017

Putting on an orange coat

To masturbate

Before going hunting, Ryan likes to put on an orange coat for safety reasons.

by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER

1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.

person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!

by OhShizleIzleGar May 10, 2011

putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004

Put on your records

To have sex

When jill told jack put on your records he knew it was go time

by Gfjjfk March 4, 2010

putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

by no original thoughts April 29, 2022

Putting Z's in the Trunk

When you're going down on a girl's butthole and you pass a kidney stone and leave it there. (Without consent)

Damn I can't believe I got away with Putting Z's in the Trunk. Becky is gonna be shitting pebbles later.

by Klownrad May 26, 2023