Put The Meat In the Fridge

A polite way of saying you are going home for lunch to have casual sex with a co-worker.

Tammy said "I am running home to put the meat in the fridge", and came back to work doing the walk of shame.

by comoniwannalaya August 16, 2006

Putting on an orange coat

To masturbate

Before going hunting, Ryan likes to put on an orange coat for safety reasons.

by Sphinctar April 22, 2004

PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER

1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.

person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!

by OhShizleIzleGar April 20, 2011

putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004

Put the yogurt in the parfait

Simply means to have sex

Put the yogurt in the parfait

by LilRobbie_1 September 18, 2016

put in a bay leaf

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass

Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

put it on a flip-flop

A food good enough to be eaten with a rubber flip-flop and still be good.

"this food is so packed with flavor you could put it on a flip-flop and it would still be palatable" - Guy Fieri

by Fieri, Guy November 06, 2017