gorilla ass pound

When fucking a bitch you run up to her with knuckles dragging and forcefully slam her upside down on her head with legs bent outwards towards you. Then in a unexpected move shove you cock in her pussy and a banana in her ass at the same time. Then after unloading your spank, pull out run around the room slapping your chest and punch a hole in the door!
Damn bro I scored a perfect 10 Gorilla Ass Pound on this random last night!
by OnlyTheLonley November 25, 2016
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12 Pound Pussy

A Gigatic pussy usually related to a girl who is a huge bossy bitch. Her pussy is likely able to eat small children and anything as heavy as a good sized watermelon. The 12 pound pussy likely has teeth and is very susceptible to crotch rot.
Guy 1: " Wow... my supervisor is a bitch!"

Guy 2: " Ya man, i bet she has got a 12 pound pussy, you better keep your hands away or she could swallow it hole!"

Guy 1: "Thanks for the heads up man"
by AvengerMan September 30, 2009
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a few extra pounds

So big that the individual refuses to post an honest full-body pic.

See also: BBW; Bring Burgers With...
All those pics are taken from above, B. You know that's a few extra pounds for sure!
by DaddehDeluxish August 13, 2014
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pounding his pudd

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one has an orgasm

As he lay on the bed, fantasizing about last night encounter, he started pounding his pudd.
by TG Hunter May 09, 2006
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1000 pound club

A status achieved by having the sum of your maximum lift on bench press, squat, and deadlift equal to or greater than 1000 pounds. This status means you are starting to become "strong" relative to other powerlifters.

The aforementioned is especially true for taller powerlifters who must lift the weight further distances than shorter powerlifters, and who have a mechanical disadvantage due to the fact that the fulcrum is further away from the moment arm in every joint in their body.
I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.
I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.
by Supermanrx July 05, 2006
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200 pound canadian

when a Canadian male surpasses 200 pounds he then becomes the epitome of all that is sexy. Women tend to throw themselves at such specimen.
look...it's a 200 pound canadian?
by Eugene Sasso December 21, 2004
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POUNDED THE SHRUB

Same as beating up the pussy.
Betty came over last night and I pounded the shrub.
by Huge G. Minga October 10, 2007
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