lousiana paint job

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

by Aerius June 23, 2007

eats paint chips

the retard who posts definitions on urban dictionary such as:

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is a dumbfucker who must have been raised feeding on paint chips containing lead his whole life

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by you dickfucker October 21, 2004

Spray Paint Can

A can of paint pressured by aresol. To assure even ratio between Areosol and Paint, spray paint cans have a small marble sized plastic or ceramic bearing. Each spray can's aresol and paint consistacy varies between makes. For example MonTana has a european feel with thicker paint,wheras Krylon is runny and can be administered quicker.

by PAkru June 30, 2003

Alaskan Paint Job

Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.

Can also be used with any state or town!

Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!

by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 28, 2011

scrapin' the paint can

A bitch ass po' foo who got so few dollas in the bank that he must often resort to actions such as:

1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.

synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"

"That bitch ass bag lady is scrapin' the paint can."

by we tryin' OKAY September 16, 2006

war paint

When a girl has her period, the guy bites the tip of the tampon (while still inside the girl), then pulls it out, and slaps it under each of his eyes, thus leaving a red mark under each eye. The guy then proceeds to make Indian war cries.

Until recently, Justin had only earned his Red Wings.. But now he's a War Paint veteran!

by Reginald XII January 19, 2008

Philadelphia Paint Job

After anal sex, she farts big and the cum sprays all over the wall.

I butt fucked her for a month, now I have a full Philadelphia paint job in my bedroom.

by Joe Black2 September 26, 2018