millennialsplain

An older person explaining to a millennial, in a condescending or pretentious way, something which younger people are actually more likely to understand.

My Dad millennialsplained how the Internet is used.

by TreeHuggerKyle November 10, 2017

Millennium Falcon

A person whom you fucked and then felt embarrassed about having slept with.

I thought he was really hot at the bar, but after sleeping with him, he's totally a millennium falcon!!

by Rob225 December 2, 2010

Ok Millennial

Millennials are starting a bunch of drama with Gen Z, but we literally don't care. This is the perfect response to a millennial who's just trying to stir up trouble.

Millennial: Gen Z is trying to tell make us stop wearing skinny jeans

Gen Z: Ok Millennial. I don't care.

by suburban04 March 4, 2021

millennial dialogue

The mannerisms and speech patterns pertaining to characters typically written by snarky millennials. Common traits include:

-Juxtaposition of playground insults and swearing: 'piss baby, lil weenie bitch muffin'
-Overly verbose and self-aware speech
-Condescending/patronizing phrases
-Laughable attempts at resonating to younger target audiences via 'RELATABILITY'
-Pop culture references in lieu of actual humor
-Necessity to 'educate' someone whilst stating nothing of substance

-"This game has been ruined by millennial dialogue, and most of its political statements
are nothing short of preachy and surface-level."

-"Millennial dialogue is a plague that infests most TV series made in recent memory, as old executives
and 30-something writers attempt to connect to a younger audience, but fail miserably."

by NeefAddSeen January 29, 2023

Type 1 millennials

There are two types of millennials. Type 1 millennials are the millennials who are "poetic" and post sad and depressing posts on their social media such as Twitter and Tumblr. They are the ones who have given in to sadness and see no hope and are probably also activists

Type 1 millennials fight for the world to not be depressing, like their souls.

by dank memes saved me June 28, 2017

Fragile millennial

(Every) millennial who is fragile

Millennial: My weight is 160 lbs. My life sucks!

Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!

by TushT June 3, 2018

millenial body

a "millenial body" is a young dad/mom body. no exercise, flabbly, sloppy or mis-shaped odd looking bodies.

Chealsea has a millenial body.

by memorybully September 28, 2019