someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife
Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021
Get the Marsmug. I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025
Get the Mars face maskmug. A bay area wimp that lives in Richmond. Famously known for being a whiny cunt. He is a sissy.
He is also a member of the East El Sobrante Riders.
He is also a member of the East El Sobrante Riders.
Hey I say S-Mar on Amador yesterday; he and his east side riders click were sucking each others dicks.
by the_corrector March 2, 2022
Get the S-Marmug. The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.
year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021
Get the Marsmug. A planet exhibiting whore behaviour its entire orbit around the sun. Also good name for a chocolate bar, someone should make that
Mars has a fat ass
by Sunflowers.shine.too September 1, 2022
Get the Marsmug. Person 1 “damn have you met mars?”
Person 2 “yeah, she’s pretty feisty”
Person 1 “and a raging lesbian”
Person 2 “yeah, she’s pretty feisty”
Person 1 “and a raging lesbian”
by The man with the moustache March 13, 2024
Get the Marsmug. by all snazzed up December 14, 2022
Get the marsmug.