Montana marinator

This isn’t a thing you reverted fuck

The Montana marinator isn’t a thing pervert

by Goonboy67 July 29, 2025

Marin Kitagawa

Disclaimer: This is a FUCKING JOKE:

Also known as Anna Kitagawa, she is the one and only 2014 Trek Madone SLR 7 Gen 7. Ultegra Di2 with ultra aero frameset and deep section elementnumbersix wheels, she is Extremely Aerodynamic and lovable Aero MTB. Coming in 420mm drop bars with zero flare, 23mm tires, full suspension from FOX Factory (0mm front and back), and mechanical rim brakes, she makes the perfect bike for that local downhill MTB trail, best of all she is from the best off road cycling plant, Trek Road Bicycles.

NRML MTBer: now Trek, seems like you dont produce MTBs
Trek: we got Marin Kitagawa, a aerodynamic...
NRML MTBer interupts: nah, cool MTB. alr, lets shread that black diamond trail, Marin!
Marin: bruh, i am a roadbike.

NRML: nah, dosn't matter.
after the ride
NRML: owwwwwch my ass bro.
Trek Bike Staff: told you.

by Boo Radley Game November 15, 2023

Marin Country Day School

A bunch of rich kids that walk around and act cool but are not. They cry when they get below a 90% but laugh at other people when they do badly. Everyone is very insecure and has a wide range of problems. There is a no-bullying agreement that never is looked after and is often broken. While some kids talked about regular things, people from MCDS discuss their future carriers and talk about how many phones they had. MCDS prides itself on being a sporty school, but we have never won a single game of basketball because we are all really bad when it comes time to play. Countless boys pose as a skater but have never touched a board in their life. The few people that do skate go hardly noticed because they are usually the unpopular kids and no one cares if they do, but if one popular kid touches a skateboard people automatically think they are going to the Olympics. IF a girl does not bring there pumpkin spice latte to school they will suffer from extreme withdrawal and go home to their 30 million dollar house. There is 0.01% of kids that go to MCDS and are not complete dicks. And those kids are the people that leave the school after 1 year because they have been bullied into leaving.

person 1: hello

person 2: fuck off your from Marin Country Day School

by Katherine Dinh March 6, 2022

Marine dilemma

Luck and bad luck at the same time; unusual event that requires unusual response; event that has an aura of uniqueness

So you’ve met this amazing girl, but she’s from different country? Man, that’s some proper marine dilemma - you’re gonna have to come with a solution, you’ve never used before.

by Mr.Nobody2 January 1, 2020

Colonial Marine Syndrome [CMS]

A thought process held by many film and game producers and makers, in which they want the new product to be like a prexisting product in the thought that it will make the product sell by principle. This rarely works and almost always kills the product from the start. The term comes from the video game "Aliens: Colonial Marines" in which the producers and makers wanted to make a call of duty game with the alien franchise

J: Hey did you hear about the new monster hunter movie?

L: The, WHAT, Oh man i love that game I wonder what its about
J: The description said it was about a military squad that discover a new world that evil monsters are trying to get to the normal world and take over
L: That honestly just sounds like Pacific rim with a monster hunter coat of paint
J: Oh than its a case of Colonial Marine Syndrome CMS
L: Uh, YEAH

by Scrapnell July 10, 2020

Katla Marin

Katla Marin is one of the best person in this world, she is known for her personality and the kindness that she gives too other people. She is an amazing friend and wants to help everybody, has a small heart but is always there for other people when needed. Katla Marin has the best body and isn’t shy to show it, that’s why some girls are jealous of her. If you got yourself one Katla Marin then be careful to not loose her. There is no one like her.

Guy 1: omg have you seen her body?
Guy 2: yes it is amazingly hot!

Girl 1: i want boys to be all over me like they are with Katla Marin
Girl 2: I know me too!

by Julia Hoffman November 22, 2021

Marin

Shes funny and is always laughing. She knows how to brighten a room. NOT WITH A LIGHTBULB!!!! She loves animals so she probably has a lot of them. You can't go wrong with her being your friend! Shes energetic and can make anything funny. Even when you do something that wasn't meant to be funny she can make it funny! Shes very particular about certain things. She likes things in order and doesn't like a mess.
Shes kind towards others, but knows when to stay away from someone.

Marin is a great friend to have!

by BALNK November 23, 2021