Rubber Mallet

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.

Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.

by OFTKW March 4, 2019

Shower mallet

A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.

After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.

by Mrsand-man September 29, 2019

beef mallet

Large meaty penis

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet

by Lemuuu October 14, 2019

John Manley

Man wit da greatist yutube channle out der named SouthernBear

Man John Manley got cool ass yutube channle

by TippierGnome84 January 30, 2020

The Malloy challenge

A challenge in which a person drinks 2 shots of wood alchohol, eats 3 under cooked oysters in the span 1 minute and go outside during winter

Jack: hey, have you heard Mat did the malloy challenge
David: yeah but he didnt even finish it

by Priest of Chin-Chin April 20, 2020

bong marley

Smoking a bong (either alone or with friends) while listening to Bob Marley's music.

Friend: "Dude, that bong marley yesterdax was sick af!"

by big mari-o September 20, 2020

Coconut Malled Food

This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:

1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut

I love eating Coconut Malled Food! It's so good

by MrManMaking February 23, 2021