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das ma boi

I got u bro or I love u or someone did something for u
Friend: Bro did u hook up with that girl last night?
Me: Hoooo! Yups!!!!

Friend: Das Ma boi!!!!
by Shyla wong April 9, 2017
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Sup ma

A greeting such as What's up man? slurred beyond recognition. Usually used when you're not associated with a person that thinks your cool.
"Yo jake whats up homie its me Fred!!"
"sup ma..."
by acclr December 15, 2008
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mas te vale

It's spanish for "You better"
John:Aye wheres my money man?!
Chris:I'll pay you tomorrow fosho foo
John:Mas te vale...
by Buddahsafagget December 4, 2013
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Look ma, no hands!

A legendary meme, one of the few speculated to have been directly graced by the hands of creation itself. Many will attempt to use this phrase primarily in reference to the Biking maneuver, in which an individual will remove both of their hands from the handle bars and proceed to (impressively) pilot their vehicle. Like most memes, the true power of this phrase lies in the awareness/intellect of the person observing it - and the intent of the user. To truly begin to understand such a powerful, seemingly subjective string of words, one must understand the implications of the phrase.

... Basically, it takes a certain level of intelligence and creativity to find humor/joy in such meaningless words. A certain child-like purity, I suppose. There's something... incredible, about taking control of a systems design, a system designed for organization/ease of use, intentionally misusing it, and acquiring a purely aesthetic result. Words alone can't describe it, and unfortunately this post could never do it justice. All I can do is try to point you, the viewer, in the right direction (or lack thereof). Just like the rest of existence, we TRY to make sense of it, but inevitably... who knows?
"Look ma, no hands!" - Every kid ages 4-11 years old who just learned about stabilization on a bicycle

"Look mum, no Hans!" - British soldiers, really wildin on German infantry in the World Wars

"Look mom, no legs!" - Lt. Dan, Forrest Gump

"Look mom, no hands!" - You, realizing that all of existence is a joke and actually using your telekinetic powers

"I'm all head and shoulders, 'cause I've got no body!" - Me, after popping wheelies off the wall with no hands, in a jet.

Yep.

A frickin' jet.

... Wanna see some tricks?
by WheelieRetarded August 17, 2019
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Cao ni ma

In Mandarin (Chinese for you ignorants) means "fuck your mom" word for word. Very commonly used, Cao can be used as a stand-alone word for fuck. Cao ni ma is most commonly used in Beijing taxis to aid one in reachign their destination.
"Cao ni ma de bi, yi zhi zou, sha bi" -fuck your mother's cunt, go straight you dumb cunt
by number2 October 11, 2005
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ma se poes

A very popular derogatory slang South African term, literally meaning "your mother's vagina". Used across the board to insult someone (more so their mother) or to express anger at and individual, situation or item.
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!
Jan: Hey Dirk, your ma se poes!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!
by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006
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Suk Ma Bag

Suk Ma Bag or SMB Suck My Bag Suk Ma Bag
by MeowMeow Man June 17, 2019
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