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Juan Gorilla Tag

very cool guy with a lot of respect for himself and others. always on gtag 24/7 and constantly dunking on orion drift for no reason. D1 hater for most things and a great friend. competitive and supportive friend who will help you perserve through anything yet can still be funny at times. Great guy, great editor, gtag lover, crazy.
You: Yoooo is that Juan Gorilla Tag
Juan: Hello everyone!
by VoidTheDrifter! December 5, 2024
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juan

juan is a boy that is obsessed with his ex girlfriend that cheated on him and he will do anything to get her back. he even got with another girl and then broke up with her to get back at her💀
juan: i really miss her man

his friend: stop your gonna get hurt again
by loverboy0920 February 19, 2023
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Juan

Juan is a toe loving weirdo. He comes off as gay even though he might not be. He’s extremely stubborn and can be rude from time to time. And he’s very serious about his time so don’t waste it.
Sarah- do you know who Juan is?
Chris- yea that’s that toe loving kid
by Whyiseverythingchrome February 20, 2020
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Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"
by Ragu God October 16, 2022
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Juan

The almighty horse that stands on a balcony.
Whisper for Juan (he has sensitive ears).
by Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp January 27, 2021
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Juan

A really nice person when the talk is Friends, He knows how to make you laugh even in your worst moment. He´s likes to feel that you´re feeling comfortable when you´re next to him. He really like Parties and Girls LOL. But above all, he has a kinda´good heart LMAO
person #1(on the phone): I mean, im really hurt because i was waiting for it, but i didnt get the chance.
Juan: Hey,Hey, calm down, everthing´ happens for a reasson. You´ll be Okay.
by Thestrongerinhere February 4, 2024
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Juan

Juan is an amazing person that has the biggest heart, has a love for music, animals, and children. He is the best future baby daddy and husband. He loves when you cook for him, cuddle him, and joke around with him, as well as laugh at his jokes. He loves to feel loved and listened to, and he will love you with all his heart and be very protective over you if you give him your love and understanding. Juan will always spread good and has an amazing and unique way of doing it through music that really pulls you in. He has a huge love for God and won’t be shy to talk to you about his love for him. He’s just an all around amazing, or like he likes to say, “standup- guy” and he deserves the whole world. He likes to sometimes be called rose, daddy, or gigachad.
Is that Juan? Yes, thats’s Juan my future husband.
by Juans_Wifey December 14, 2021
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