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jacob sartorius

An ugly creature known for moving its mouth to popular music. Jacob Sartorius is known for giving many people cancer as well as spreading the cringe virus.

An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."
I cringe whenever Jacob Sartorius "music" comes on.
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Jacob Black

The hot character in the Twilight Saga. Played by Taylor Lautner. He has a very manley, sexy chest. And is a werewolf.
Bex "That boy is so ugly."
Dazz "I know. But the other one is a total Jacob Black. I mean look at his chest!"
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Jacob Sartorius

a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits
Guy1: Have you listened to Jacob Sartorius?
Guy2: Yes, it is horrible.
Guy1: Agreed
by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016
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Madelyn & Jacob

Quite possibly the hottest scene kids in existence. Married at a young age through facebook, they promptly moved to a beachfront property in California. Pictures of these hot people will automatically make you horny.
Tim: holy shit have you seen those sexy scene kids?

William: Madelyn & Jacob? Hell yes, they are teh shit! They make my pants tighter!
by timothy the terrific May 10, 2009
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jacob sartorius

Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.
You are being a big jacob sartorius, chill fam
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Jacob Terry

The coolest person in the world, he has a huge cock and can have sex with any girl he wants.
Girl: damn jacob terry was good last night.
by Girl Girls February 27, 2010
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Jacob Sartorious

A scary looking elf who tries to put on extremely red blush but fails.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.

A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.
Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!

Stable girls: Are you blind??!!
by JRhinae August 16, 2016
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