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Classical

Black people ought to do with classical, opera, and country music what white people did with jazz/the blues/rock/r&b/rap. Steal a genre of music, tell everyone they're doing it to promote interest in the genre of music among black audiences, then take credit for any popularity that comes from it.
Black people should fuck up classical/opera/country music just like white people did with the blues.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020
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yabean classic

a reference you use when you are losing brain cells or going apeshit over a valorant game.
Dude #1: "Dude, that guy is spending all of his life savings on Valorant just to rage 24/7."
Dude #2: "Damn, that's a yabean classic."
by therealpeely April 30, 2023
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Classical liberal

“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”

Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”

Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”

Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”

Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”

Classical liberal “No thanks I...”

Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”

Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”

Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”

Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭

Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”

Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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midlane classic

It's a term being sad when you're mad while playing League Of Legends because the enemy team starts excessively ganking the mid lane from all sites making it impossible for you to play the game.
BRO THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM IS MID AGAIN -

MIDLANE CLASSIC!

PLEASE CONSIDER GANKING ME EREN!!!
by JeremiteImEntenteich October 20, 2025
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Vlasic Classic

When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.
"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."
by anongonwild November 9, 2017
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classic ivory bisque

A term used to describe skin tone that is pure and free of blemishes .
The girl in the restaurant stood out from the rest because of her classic ivory bisque like skin and warm smile.
by Discoduck23 March 5, 2016
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classic

can be used sarcastically to point out the humor in a ridiculous or non ideal circumstance.
"john passed out and shat himself in the shower"
"classic"
by dennooo July 11, 2025
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