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farmer dykes

A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.
I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year
by Adzybayor August 14, 2023
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farmer girl

a farmer girl is someone very dumb and likes to play the game roblox. they have very dirty vans and gave birth to 6 puppies.
a farmer girl likes to eat dirty water
by anna gendreau June 21, 2019
mugGet the farmer girlmug.

checkpoint farmer

Weirdo that farms cps and think that they’re good and try to ego people.
by SoSIlx September 5, 2021
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Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA
As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.
by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025
mugGet the Cheese farmers of Americamug.

farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!
by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022
mugGet the farmers blowjobmug.

wind farmer

A person who constantly farts, who may, or may not be a farmer.
UGH! ....Wind Farmer...!
by HzlH May 8, 2017
mugGet the wind farmermug.

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