A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.
I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year
by Adzybayor August 14, 2023

a farmer girl is someone very dumb and likes to play the game roblox. they have very dirty vans and gave birth to 6 puppies.
by anna gendreau June 21, 2019

by SoSIlx September 5, 2021

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA
As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.
by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022

by HzlH May 8, 2017
