critical repositioning

The act of strategically abandoning your team. Used mainly in the game of Fortnite.

“Dude are you leaving your team!?”
“No. This is critical repositioning.”

by wildmanhunt January 3, 2019

Critzaijah

Word is used when someone or some thing gets hurt or something bad happens.

"Girl falls"
Some one says: critzaijah!

by Critzaijah January 13, 2019

criticalifornia

A name some dude gave himself when he was 17 and thought it was hella clever.

"You hear that new Criticalifornia?"

"Yeah man that shit was heavy!"

by Lightweighttiddy March 6, 2019

Critter classified

Critter is a term kids at my school say. Critter is someone who is the nasty kid, Is weird, maybe stinks, or no one likes and are annoying. But I’ve only heard me say this. Critter classified is the top critter. So ur the biggest type of critter (worst)

*somone is annoying or annoying you*
“That’s why your critter classified”

Or “he’s so annoying and he smells.” “Yeah I know, he’s critter classified”

by Its.that.bri May 9, 2019

Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

critch

when you accidentally touch knees

critch can also be a game played by 3 or more people it is like tag but you have to touch knees to tag and scream CRITCH

"Hey man watch your knee you just f*cking critched me!!"

"CRITCH" Jennifer Lawrence screamed as she thrust her knee upon Chris Pratt's

by hydrathedragon May 23, 2019