Not that I care

Not that I care is when you don't actually care but care enough to answer someone's questions or give advice, or butt into an over heard conversation

Not that I care but you're wrong about what you said.

by Impkiller May 2, 2020

South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.

If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package

by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014

Reverse Care Package

When a student who is away from home sends a care package to their mother/father/family instead of the original method of the mother/father/family sending one to them. It is usually full of goodies and/or souvenirs letting your family know that you are in fact fine and dandy whilst being away.

Andrea: I just sent my mom a reverse care package.
Mark: What was in it?
Andrea: Some candy, keychains, and a photo of me in my new apartment.
Mark: Nice. Moms love that crap!

by california.halifornia June 22, 2011

He DoEs'Nt CaRe AbOuT yOu

Never claimed to.

Hym "But neither do THEY. They CAN'T. It isn't in them. But they will pretend until the day they die if they are not made to stop and they won't even count the bodies that pile up in their wake. Suchir Balaji. There's 1! At least! I'm the only one counting and my vision is being deliberately obstructed. Even if they DO care, NOW, it's only because they know can use caring selectively or instrumentally to drain power away from me. 'He DoEs'Nt CaRe AbOuT yOu!' Give me a break. We all know what I care about."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.

Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022

Insurgent-Care

A medical institution found in the middle east. Usually run by sketchy middle eastern people with rifles and back packs possibly containing C-4. Equivalent to Urgent Cares found in the US. Minus the rifles and C-4.

We were at the Insurgent-Care and so ebody yelled Allah Akbar. Me and Ray got the fuck outta there before a bomb went off.

by Jazzy MacJizz September 17, 2018

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025