Bugsexual

Someone sexually attracted to bugs, for example the guy who dated a cockroach for a year. They can’t be attracted to actual people. A certain subsection of zoosexuality

Guy: I’m bugsexual!!
Guy2: ew wtf
Guy 3: shut up its normal

by cockroach simp July 29, 2021

bisexual

Someone who is greedy sexually, or needs to 'play both fields' in order to succeed.

Also - many 'alternatives' claim to be bi-sexual because it is 'cool' and they seek social acceptance.

"Amy is only bisexual because she's too fugly to rely on dating guys only.'

by Malgrimace September 16, 2005

bisexual

What all women truly are, although most never acknowledge or even realize it.

What all closeted gay guys try so hard to believe they are, until the day they finally wake up and accept reality.

Linda: I really enjoy sleeping with men and women, but I can't say I'm bisexual because people say I'm just trying to be hip.

Jack: I'm not gay! I'm bisexual! You have to believe me, please!!

by Occasional visitor April 8, 2006

Bisexual

A bunch of whores who believe they are soo cool because they will fuck anything that walks. They love breaking up happy relationships because of what they want, they will get into relationships dealing with 2 partners. They will have sex with anybody who says "yes." And they mock homosexuality by saying they are just like them, while fucking guys and girls. Mainly just men who are afraid of coming out of the closet, and girls who want attention so desperatly that they will be in this club. Bisexuals often try to say that they are just as opressed as gays which is not true, seeing that almost every bisexual gets thier ass kissed, and cock sucked for saying they are.

Wow, Jane is a slut.
No, she's just bisexual.

by A Right to Be Hostile April 9, 2006

bisexual flapjack

a sometimes gay post man whose skin is flappy like flapjacks

my mailman is probably a bisexual flapjack. he always hits on my neighbor, who happens to be a bisexual flapjack as well on the lam.

by twizzlefoshizzle March 5, 2009

bisexual

none existant.

you are either gay or you are not.

unless your name is Sean neef. then you justa butt pirate.

everyoone claming to be bisexual

by gandolfthetangerine May 2, 2008

bisexual

the ability to be completely be immune to traps in anime, transgenders,cross dressers and to have the widest available of options for a mate as the individual is attracted to both sexes usually equally

bisexual ex
if i like you i'd fuck you regardless what you have between your legs.

by AnimatorMX May 15, 2016