A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart
-erased all communication with you without saying anything
These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.
-cheated on you
-broke your heart
-erased all communication with you without saying anything
These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.
by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021
Get the Ex-boyfriendmug. by nope_wasTaken December 5, 2022
Get the Boyfriend Jerkmug. A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
Get the boyfriend chairmug. A male whom is a temporary replacement for a male role for only a semesters length in a girls life. Needs certain attributes in order to keep the fling going and exciting. No strings attached unless otherwise clarified. it has to be very clear that the girl is using him for a placeholder until she finds Mr. right.
Kate: I'm hanging out with Kevin, and hes a lot of fun but i dont want anything serious so im going to make him my semester boyfriend.
Maria: Thats what i did last semester, works out for the best.
Maria: Thats what i did last semester, works out for the best.
by c00kkkies February 19, 2012
Get the semester boyfriendmug. When your relationship is falling apart, and you don't know if you want to break up, so you and your partner go on a break. Stuck in the realms of the relationship. (Works with shady friends too)
"Listen, you yell at me again, I'm gonna send you to purgatory."
"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."
"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."
"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."
"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."
by FrankTheTankHP August 9, 2020
Get the Purgatory Boyfriendmug. Someone who constantly seeks validation form an online audience, most of them being complete strangers
“Dude that one guys is acting like Marved’s boyfriend how can he keep it up?”
“I dunno man, that has to be tiring, being like that”
“I dunno man, that has to be tiring, being like that”
by Seliph January 24, 2022
Get the Marved’s boyfriendmug. A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
Get the boyfriend chairmug.