Beer Baptism

After finishing a shower beer, you fill the empty bottle/can with shower water and pour it over your head.

Friend 1: "Hey were you drinking in the shower again? You never cleaned up your bottles."
Friend 2: "Yea, sorry about that. A Beer Baptism was held."

Friend 1: "In the name of the father, son, and holy beer. Your sins have been washed away my son."

by MechAkrasia January 2, 2017

beer commercial

managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.

You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.

by J. Smooth March 28, 2008

beer up

The (friendly) request to enhance your/other's current situation with more beer; in the past tense imperatively turning into a mere statement.

That bastard's kicked, beer me up, bro!

I told u to beer me up, now i'm sober thanx to u.

U should beer up the whole party.

by s_bstar April 20, 2010

Ryan Beer

Ryan beer has a large cock! He is attracted to sexy women! Ryan is tall, funny, attractive, sexy and athletic. Ryan beer is one sexy mother fucker

Is that Ryan beer he’s super hot and has a big cock

by Ryguy March 3, 2019

Beer Stickin

simply put, the act of taking a beer stick to the dome.

Thank god chief was their to lend a helping shoulder, not to cry on, but to use for beer stickin.

by Daddy Grean Jeans October 9, 2009

work beer

A beer you drink while at work. It makes work more enjoyable and bearable.

Beth: I really don't want to work tonight.
Marc: I've got a work beer here waiting for you!
Beth: Hell yeah! I'll be right there!

by Sick_Willy September 12, 2015

beer train

The consumption of alcoholic beverages, preferably beer, in the company of coworkers on a train ride home from work, usually on a Friday afternoon or evening.

Joe: What time is the beer train departing today?
Tom: Leaving work at 4. I'm gonna hit up the liquor store across from the station. Anything in particular you want to drink?

by slavonac11 January 24, 2014