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backshop

In German pedestrian precincts you'll frequently view the sign "backshop". Ingenuous strollers might come to the conclusion that this was simply a bread shop or bakery which an advertising poser named with a pseudoanglizism to appear cosmopolitan, educated or fashionable.

Far from it! In fact it's a veiled invitation to sodomize (in other words fucking the backside) male or female hookers which are for sale there and the actual main source of revenue of the place. In some cases (mainly if the costumer is attractive enough) there is of course the possibility of a free shag as well.

Among gays a backshop is commonly referred as "darkroom" with the light (still) on.
Detlef: "Hey there is a backshop. I got some free time on my hands. why not go in there and get some "proteines"?"

Some pedestrian: "You filthy cum guzzling fag! Hope you'll catch a disease in there and perish!"
by InterculturallyCompetentExpert December 17, 2008
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Baby-backs

Term used to describe facial leading from the corner of the mouth down to the chin and split down the middle. "Elvis had Pork-chops" -these are on the chin only.
Freshly shaved up some Baby-backs...
by Scottshonor April 21, 2018
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dry backshot

i was with my boyfriend and he dry backshot me.
by shlongthong June 17, 2017
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backs

Section of the River Cam behind the Cambridge University Colleges where punting takes place.
"Lets take a picnic and bottle in a punt out on the backs"
by TimB August 28, 2005
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Busty Backside

Its when a girl's ass grows one nipple on each cheek so that her ass cheeks become a pair of titties and since ass cheeks are usually bigger than titties, the titties on the girl's ass are said to be busty.
I like it when a girl has a busty backside because then a girl has four titties and thats twice as good as two.
by E? September 4, 2006
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backs

backs does not mean getting behind someone in line, thats tails...and when someone lets you cut in front of them its called heads...
Since the teacher won't let us give tails, I'll give you heads and then you give me heads...
Damn, that sounds dirty...
by Shithouse August 27, 2005
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Fish Backshots

Fish Back shots are idk uhhhh when you cum on the back of a fish
Paul - "Look Johnny I just caught a fish!"
Johnny - "Great! Now I cant wait to give it, uh, fish backshots!"
by FishLover420 February 24, 2022
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