i'll answer after the fifth ring

Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .

Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill

by random everthing is me July 8, 2017

After-wood

Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing

I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood

by Aroughvasectomy May 8, 2018

after-sound

the sound after a sound

the after-sound sounded like the wind

by bobsburgers45 March 3, 2018

the minute after

When you finish masturbating and have the minute of regret.

I just masturbated and had to experience the minute after.

by Crocodoodle July 27, 2016

after mo

An After Mo is a combination of prosecco and pineapple juice.

Ah man, I really don’t want to drink. What about an After mo?

by DanP3 January 18, 2018

the day after fed day

after fed day is another fury hurt day though this one allows all kinds of hurting even physical harm as in jokes i do not wana see blood so as long as no blood u can hit all u want! as a joke if u do really hit make sure u have consent!
rules if ur a furry:
do not block if on twitter or discord
do not nut
do not say uwu or owo for the rest of the day

the day after fed day is defined as: "U N WORD DIE *PUNCH* omg so sorry dont bleed will help!"

by Sir. twinkle bottom December 20, 2020

Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.

"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021