Marcus

Will get you pregnant and buy you a beer.

Who that dumbass that you pregnant again? Oh you mean Marcus?

Or.
Hey MF. Next round on you since you haven’t bought the last 3 rounds. Marcus that means you.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Marcus

The tall kid.

Girl 1: That kid is so tall, he must be a Marcus!
Girl 2: He's mine, I saw him first!
Girl 1: Shut up! He's MINE!

by London, the place June 13, 2023

Marcus

Marcus, also known as..

The most perfect, pretty and handsome boy in the world. You could fill a book with all the reasons why you will always adore him, and with all the reasons why he can make you happy and will always give you tons of affection. Nothing will ever change how much you just LOVE HIM and your refusal to not love him. Without Marcus, You'd be nothing without him and he's the brightest light of your life. You'll be crazy about him and you will want to be with Marcus forever.

I don't lie when I say I love Marcus, He's the one for me, and He means so much to me.

by AstralRed June 14, 2023

Marcus thao

An absolute pain in the ass who likes to go around pulling a drake, like Kendrick Lamar said, “certified lover boy certified pedophile”

He’s such a Marcus Thao.

by Realestrealreal June 11, 2024

marcus

legit whiter than this webpage on lightmode

god damn marcus why are you so white

by retardedgayfaggot5 July 2, 2024

dirty marcus

It's a floppy boy that's stinky

Did yall smell flop over there he's a dirty marcus

by shadowfolfy July 9, 2024

A Marcus

The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.

Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!

by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024